This is Bubbles Lynch's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is magic real?||Keep dreaming|
|Is this a bad idea?||Very yes|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
|Is global warming real?||No|
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?
Bubbles Lynch is a 38 years old very hairy mandrill, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Lynch's favorite drink is Tia Maria, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.
Lynch wears size x-grande hats and likes to play triangle. Lynch habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). Lynch types at 300 words per minute, and their favorite key is Y.
Bubbles is born Guyanese, and now lives in Chad with their partner of 7 years, Clyde Lynch, and the happy couple's 0 children. Lynch can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 13 digits of pi by heart.
Lynch's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTP, which most clearly manifests in Bubbles having blood type A+, and being a virgo and dog person. Lynch prefers the underside of the bed. Lynch's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Oops! ...I Did It Again. Lynch suffers from a mild ergophobia.