This is Madison Lynch's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||Yes|
|Cats or dogs?||Cats|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
|Will I die soon?||No|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Evolution|
Can I get a witness?
What's the need for that?
Madison Lynch is a 59 years old not-at-all hairy baboon, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Lynch's favorite drink is screwdriver, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.
Lynch wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play Jew harp. Lynch habitually throws feces 7 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 15 (on a scale). Lynch types at 200 words per minute, and their favorite key is X.
Madison is born Malian, and now lives in Northern Ireland with their partner of 4 years, Gabrielle Lynch, and the constantly fighting couple's 2 children. Lynch can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 31 digits of pi by heart.
Lynch's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Madison having blood type O-, and being a virgo and cat person. Lynch prefers the underside of the bed. Lynch's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. Lynch suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.