This is Britney De Groot's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that observe|
|Is magic real?||Keep dreaming|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Lionel Messi|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||Yes|
Britney De Groot is a 31 years old quite hairy atomic baboon, who has 6 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. De Groot's favorite drink is Manhattan, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.
De Groot wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play viola. De Groot habitually throws feces 7 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). De Groot types at 180 words per minute, and their favorite key is E.
Britney is born Lilliputian, and now lives in Vanuatu with their partner of 3 years, Rafiki De Groot, and the only slightly criminal couple's 6 children. De Groot can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 41 digits of pi by heart.
De Groot's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Britney having blood type B-, and being a gemini and cat person. De Groot prefers the left side of the bed. De Groot's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. De Groot suffers from a mild agoraphobia.