This is Louise Dubois's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Gagarin|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||No|
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?
Louise Dubois is a 48 years old not-at-all hairy spider monkey, who has 7 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Dubois's favorite drink is Galliano, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.
Dubois wears size grande hats and likes to play bagpipe. Dubois habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Dubois types at 40 words per minute, and their favorite key is ;.
Louise is born Guatemalan, and now lives in Howland Island with their partner of 4 years, Gabrielle Dubois, and the only slightly criminal couple's 6 children. Dubois can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 63 digits of pi by heart.
Dubois's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Louise having blood type B-, and being a capricorn and dog person. Dubois prefers the right side of the bed. Dubois's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Dubois suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.