This is Nathan Schröder's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Can I get a witness?||What's the need for that?|
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
|Is it time for a LFP?||Yes|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
What color is the dress?
White and gold
Nathan Schröder is a 60 years old not-at-all hairy marmoset, who has 15 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Schröder's favorite drink is daiquri, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the morning.
Schröder wears size x-grande hats and likes to play kazoo. Schröder habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 10 (on a scale). Schröder types at 130 words per minute, and their favorite key is T.
Nathan is born Angolan, and now lives in Panama with their partner of one year, Donkey Schröder, and the only slightly criminal couple's 0 children. Schröder can accelerate from zero to 100 in 16 seconds, and knows 66 digits of pi by heart.
Schröder's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFP, which most clearly manifests in Nathan having blood type AB+, and being a capricorn and dog person. Schröder prefers the left side of the bed. Schröder's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is B in the Mix: The Remixes. Schröder suffers from a mild phobophobia.