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Question Answer
Astrology or astronomy? Astronomy
Am I gay? Yes, you're gay
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? George W. Bush
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? Barack Obama
Who is the greatest singer ever? Britney Spears

Hot topic opinion

Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?

No

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About Ellen De Groot

Ellen De Groot is a 24 years old fairly hairy baboon, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. De Groot's favorite drink is mojito, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.

De Groot wears size x-grande hats and likes to play vuvuzela. De Groot habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 7 (on a scale). De Groot types at 240 words per minute, and their favorite key is 5.

Ellen is born Colombian, and now lives in Tunisia with their partner of 0 years, Nekane De Groot, and the constantly fighting couple's 0 children. De Groot can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 58 digits of pi by heart.

De Groot's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in Ellen having blood type A+, and being a libra and dog person. De Groot prefers the underside of the bed. De Groot's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Singles Collection. De Groot suffers from a crippling agoraphobia.