This is Maria Mihailov's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What time is it?||no|
|Am I gay?||Yes, you're gay|
|Abortion; yes or no?||Yes, pro choice|
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that observe|
Hitler; hero or zero?
Maria Mihailov is a 25 years old very hairy atomic baboon, who has 9 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Mihailov's favorite drink is Tom Colins, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.
Mihailov wears size grande hats and likes to play the violin. Mihailov habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 2 (on a scale). Mihailov types at 240 words per minute, and their favorite key is !.
Maria is born Vietnamese, and now lives in Samoa with their partner of 5 years, Donkey Mihailov, and the happy couple's 0 children. Mihailov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 29 digits of pi by heart.
Mihailov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Maria having blood type B-, and being a gemini and cat person. Mihailov prefers the right side of the bed. Mihailov's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is The Singles Collection. Mihailov suffers from a mild hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.