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Question Answer
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Mitt Romney
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that observe
How was a first cosmonaut in space Gagarin
Abortion; yes or no? No, pro life
Who is the greatest singer ever? Britney Spears

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How was a first cosmonaut in space

Gagarin

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About Benjamin George

Benjamin George is a 28 years old very hairy tamarin, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. George's favorite drink is Martini, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.

George wears size medio hats and likes to play viola. George habitually throws feces 9 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 10 (on a scale). George types at 30 words per minute, and their favorite key is Q.

Benjamin is born Jordanian, and now lives in Kenya with their partner of 5 years, Terk George, and the unhappy couple's 4 children. George can accelerate from zero to 100 in 16 seconds, and knows 36 digits of pi by heart.

George's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTJ, which most clearly manifests in Benjamin having blood type B-, and being a leo and dog person. George prefers the right side of the bed. George's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is B in the Mix: The Remixes. George suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.