This is Pierre Lynch's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|jesus is a male or female ?||male|
|What time is it?||Yes|
Is magic real?
We can't be sure it is not
Pierre Lynch is a 48 years old not-at-all hairy capuchin, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Lynch's favorite drink is red wine, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.
Lynch wears size medio hats and likes to play kazoo. Lynch habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 8 (on a scale). Lynch types at 240 words per minute, and their favorite key is X.
Pierre is born Finnish, and now lives in Europa Island with their partner of 0 years, Lily Lynch, and the unhappy couple's 6 children. Lynch can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 60 digits of pi by heart.
Lynch's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFJ, which most clearly manifests in Pierre having blood type B-, and being a cancer and dog person. Lynch prefers the left side of the bed. Lynch's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Femme Fatale. Lynch suffers from a mild hedonophobia.