This is Liam Rossi's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Cats or dogs?||Cats|
|Will I die soon?||No|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||Yes|
Hitler; hero or zero?
Liam Rossi is a 24 years old fairly hairy rhesus macaque, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Rossi's favorite drink is gin, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the morning.
Rossi wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play banjo. Rossi habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 7 (on a scale). Rossi types at 60 words per minute, and their favorite key is +.
Liam is born Romanian, and now lives in Kyrgyzstan with their partner of 0 years, Anastasia Rossi, and the constantly fighting couple's 6 children. Rossi can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 33 digits of pi by heart.
Rossi's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTP, which most clearly manifests in Liam having blood type AB-, and being a libra and dog person. Rossi prefers the outside of the bed. Rossi's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Rossi suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.