This is Louise Virtanen's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is a zebra?||Black with white stripes|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Intelligent design|
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|Is this a bad idea?||Yes|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
Hitler; hero or zero?
Louise Virtanen is a 20 years old very hairy atomic baboon, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Virtanen's favorite drink is cider, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.
Virtanen wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play the violin. Virtanen habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Virtanen types at 40 words per minute, and their favorite key is U.
Louise is born Klingon, and now lives in Algeria with their partner of 3 years, Nikola Virtanen, and the unhappy couple's 2 children. Virtanen can accelerate from zero to 100 in 13 seconds, and knows 23 digits of pi by heart.
Virtanen's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Louise having blood type A+, and being a taurus and cat person. Virtanen prefers the left side of the bed. Virtanen's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Virtanen suffers from a crippling ergophobia.