This is Mark Smirnov's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astrology|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
Cats or dogs?
Mark Smirnov is a 30 years old fairly hairy rhesus macaque, who has 10 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Smirnov's favorite drink is bloody Mary, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the morning.
Smirnov wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play banjo. Smirnov habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Smirnov types at 330 words per minute, and their favorite key is ^.
Mark is born Maldivian, and now lives in Tanzania with their partner of 2 years, Sofia Smirnov, and the happy couple's 0 children. Smirnov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 21 seconds, and knows 30 digits of pi by heart.
Smirnov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTP, which most clearly manifests in Mark having blood type B-, and being a gemini and cat person. Smirnov prefers the right side of the bed. Smirnov's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is In The Zone. Smirnov suffers from a mild cyberphobia.