This is Bingo Popescu's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is this a bad idea?||Very yes|
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Gagarin|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Mitt Romney|
Is magic real?
We can't be sure it is not
Bingo Popescu is a 20 years old not-at-all hairy spider monkey, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Popescu's favorite drink is margarita, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.
Popescu wears size grande hats and likes to play trombone. Popescu habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 14 (on a scale). Popescu types at 200 words per minute, and their favorite key is 1.
Bingo is born Venusian, and now lives in Azerbaijan with their partner of 7 years, Bubbles Popescu, and the only slightly criminal couple's 4 children. Popescu can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 30 digits of pi by heart.
Popescu's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFJ, which most clearly manifests in Bingo having blood type B-, and being a virgo and dog person. Popescu prefers the outside of the bed. Popescu's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Popescu suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.