This is Jesus Kowalski's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is the dress?||Black and blue|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Zero|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|Is this a bad idea?||Yes|
|What color is a zebra?||Black with white stripes|
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?
Jesus Kowalski is a 38 years old fairly hairy macaque, who has 10 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kowalski's favorite drink is daiquri, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the afternoon.
Kowalski wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play bagpipe. Kowalski habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Kowalski types at 220 words per minute, and their favorite key is *.
Jesus is born Dutch, and now lives in Belarus with their partner of 6 years, Precious Kowalski, and the unhappy couple's 2 children. Kowalski can accelerate from zero to 100 in 7 seconds, and knows 25 digits of pi by heart.
Kowalski's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Jesus having blood type O+, and being a virgo and cat person. Kowalski prefers the left side of the bed. Kowalski's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Kowalski suffers from a mild cyberphobia.