This is Fatima Schröder's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is global warming real?||No|
|What is the question?||or not to be|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|Will I die soon?||No|
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||Al Gore|
Who is the best sportsperson in the world?
Fatima Schröder is a 31 years old fairly hairy squirrel monkey, who has 3 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Schröder's favorite drink is mezcal, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.
Schröder wears size x-grande hats and likes to play flute. Schröder habitually throws feces 10 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Schröder types at 20 words per minute, and their favorite key is 3.
Fatima is born Ecuadorean, and now lives in Grenada with their partner of one year, Terk Schröder, and the only slightly criminal couple's 0 children. Schröder can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 12 digits of pi by heart.
Schröder's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Fatima having blood type O+, and being a virgo and dog person. Schröder prefers the left side of the bed. Schröder's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Circus. Schröder suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.