This is Jesus Santos's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Evolution|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||John Kerry|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||Yes|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
What color is the dress?
Black and blue
Jesus Santos is a 40 years old quite hairy spider monkey, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Santos's favorite drink is triple sec, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.
Santos wears size x-grande hats and likes to play triangle. Santos habitually throws feces 11 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 7 (on a scale). Santos types at 160 words per minute, and their favorite key is the left shift key.
Jesus is born Babylonian, and now lives in British Indian Ocean Territory with their partner of 2 years, Charlie Santos, and the constantly fighting couple's 6 children. Santos can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 57 digits of pi by heart.
Santos's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFP, which most clearly manifests in Jesus having blood type A+, and being a scorpio and cat person. Santos prefers the outside of the bed. Santos's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Femme Fatale. Santos suffers from a mild phobophobia.