This is Arnold Karlsson's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Cats or dogs?||Dogs|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Christina Aguilera|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Zero|
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?
Arnold Karlsson is a 51 years old not-at-all hairy squirrel monkey, who has 15 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Karlsson's favorite drink is tequila, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.
Karlsson wears size x-grande hats and likes to play flute. Karlsson habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 8 (on a scale). Karlsson types at 180 words per minute, and their favorite key is F.
Arnold is born Lebanese, and now lives in Kosovo with their partner of 6 years, Bubbles Karlsson, and the unhappy couple's 6 children. Karlsson can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 10 digits of pi by heart.
Karlsson's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Arnold having blood type O+, and being a leo and dog person. Karlsson prefers the right side of the bed. Karlsson's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is B in the Mix: The Remixes. Karlsson suffers from a crippling acrophobia.