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Question Answer
Is it time for a LFP? No
Will I die soon? No
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? John Kerry
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that observe
What is the question? To be

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About Madison Garcia

Madison Garcia is a 39 years old quite hairy atomic baboon, who has 15 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Garcia's favorite drink is bloody Mary, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the evening.

Garcia wears size grande hats and likes to play kazoo. Garcia habitually throws feces 11 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 10 (on a scale). Garcia types at 70 words per minute, and their favorite key is ".

Madison is born Georgian, and now lives in Ukraine with their partner of 6 years, Charlie Garcia, and the constantly fighting couple's 2 children. Garcia can accelerate from zero to 100 in 7 seconds, and knows 5 digits of pi by heart.

Garcia's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFP, which most clearly manifests in Madison having blood type B-, and being a gemini and cat person. Garcia prefers the right side of the bed. Garcia's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Oops! ...I Did It Again. Garcia suffers from a mild cyberphobia.