This is Barak De Jong's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Can I get a witness?||Yes you do|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astronomy|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Zero|
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
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Barak De Jong is a 29 years old fairly hairy matled howler, who has 11 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. De Jong's favorite drink is sake, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.
De Jong wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play trombone. De Jong habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). De Jong types at 120 words per minute, and their favorite key is %.
Barak is born Indian, and now lives in Lithuania with their partner of 6 years, Rafiki De Jong, and the only slightly criminal couple's 2 children. De Jong can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 59 digits of pi by heart.
De Jong's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Barak having blood type O-, and being a gemini and dog person. De Jong prefers the left side of the bed. De Jong's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. De Jong suffers from a mild agoraphobia.