This is Rafiki Smirnov's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Mitt Romney|
|What is the question?||or not to be|
|Is global warming real?||No|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Britney Spears|
Will I die soon?
Rafiki Smirnov is a 23 years old quite hairy matled howler, who has one year experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Smirnov's favorite drink is Shirly Temple, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.
Smirnov wears size x-grande hats and likes to play piano. Smirnov habitually throws feces one (metric) meter and has an Excel proficiency of 4 (on a scale). Smirnov types at 260 words per minute, and their favorite key is the right shift key.
Rafiki is born Slovak, and now lives in Macedonia with their partner of one year, Precious Smirnov, and the constantly fighting couple's 4 children. Smirnov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 65 digits of pi by heart.
Smirnov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Rafiki having blood type AB+, and being a scorpio and dog person. Smirnov prefers the left side of the bed. Smirnov's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. Smirnov suffers from a mild hedonophobia.