This is Gabrielle Doe's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Britney Spears|
|Abortion; yes or no?||Yes, pro choice|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|Is global warming real?||No|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Gabrielle Doe is a 34 years old very hairy spider monkey, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Doe's favorite drink is pernod ricard, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.
Doe wears size x-grande hats and likes to play bagpipe. Doe habitually throws feces 9 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Doe types at 170 words per minute, and their favorite key is =.
Gabrielle is born Turkish, and now lives in Kazakhstan with their partner of 3 years, Nikola Doe, and the unhappy couple's 2 children. Doe can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 59 digits of pi by heart.
Doe's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Gabrielle having blood type O+, and being a capricorn and dog person. Doe prefers the underside of the bed. Doe's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is B in the Mix: The Remixes. Doe suffers from a mild acrophobia.