This is Santiago Karlsson's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What is the question?||To be|
|Is this a bad idea?||Yes|
|jesus is a male or female ?||female|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Christina Aguilera|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
Abortion; yes or no?
No, pro life
Santiago Karlsson is a 49 years old quite hairy gorilla, who has 3 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Karlsson's favorite drink is maotai, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.
Karlsson wears size x-grande hats and likes to play flute. Karlsson habitually throws feces 10 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 7 (on a scale). Karlsson types at 60 words per minute, and their favorite key is 6.
Santiago is born Haitian, and now lives in Cameroon with their partner of 3 years, Jayden Karlsson, and the unhappy couple's 0 children. Karlsson can accelerate from zero to 100 in 14 seconds, and knows 12 digits of pi by heart.
Karlsson's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFJ, which most clearly manifests in Santiago having blood type B-, and being a capricorn and cat person. Karlsson prefers the underside of the bed. Karlsson's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Karlsson suffers from a mild hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.