This is Fatima Popescu's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Can I get a witness?||What's the need for that?|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astronomy|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||Yes|
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Fatima Popescu is a 45 years old very hairy mandrill, who has 7 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Popescu's favorite drink is Galliano, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the night.
Popescu wears size grande hats and likes to play bagpipe. Popescu habitually throws feces 10 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Popescu types at 120 words per minute, and their favorite key is *.
Fatima is born Parisian, and now lives in Jordan with their partner of 0 years, Jayden Popescu, and the constantly fighting couple's 6 children. Popescu can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 59 digits of pi by heart.
Popescu's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTJ, which most clearly manifests in Fatima having blood type O+, and being a capricorn and cat person. Popescu prefers the left side of the bed. Popescu's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Popescu suffers from a crippling acrophobia.