This is Charlie MacDonald's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Armstrong|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astrology|
|Will I die soon?||No|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
|What color is a zebra?||Black with white stripes|
Charlie MacDonald is a 47 years old not-at-all hairy spider monkey, who has 3 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. MacDonald's favorite drink is cointreau, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the morning.
MacDonald wears size grande hats and likes to play the violin. MacDonald habitually throws feces 12 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). MacDonald types at 140 words per minute, and their favorite key is C.
Charlie is born Milanese, and now lives in Ethiopia with their partner of 7 years, Liam MacDonald, and the happy couple's 6 children. MacDonald can accelerate from zero to 100 in 16 seconds, and knows 10 digits of pi by heart.
MacDonald's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in Charlie having blood type AB+, and being a virgo and dog person. MacDonald prefers the outside of the bed. MacDonald's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Circus. MacDonald suffers from a crippling phobophobia.