This is Bingo Ferrari's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that observe|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astrology|
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
|What time is it?||Yes|
Bingo Ferrari is a 42 years old quite hairy matled howler, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Ferrari's favorite drink is Long Island Arn, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.
Ferrari wears size grande hats and likes to play viola. Ferrari habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). Ferrari types at 180 words per minute, and their favorite key is L.
Bingo is born Fremen, and now lives in Greenland with their partner of 6 years, Thomas Ferrari, and the unhappy couple's 6 children. Ferrari can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 13 digits of pi by heart.
Ferrari's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Bingo having blood type A-, and being a scorpio and dog person. Ferrari prefers the outside of the bed. Ferrari's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is In The Zone. Ferrari suffers from a mild ergophobia.