This is Vladimir Karlsson's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is global warming real?||No|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||John Kerry|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Gagarin|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|What time is it?||Yes|
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?
Vladimir Karlsson is a 35 years old not-at-all hairy marmoset, who has 3 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Karlsson's favorite drink is rum, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.
Karlsson wears size x-grande hats and likes to play viola. Karlsson habitually throws feces 7 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 15 (on a scale). Karlsson types at 170 words per minute, and their favorite key is W.
Vladimir is born Ghanaian, and now lives in Burundi with their partner of 3 years, Donkey Karlsson, and the only slightly criminal couple's 4 children. Karlsson can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 58 digits of pi by heart.
Karlsson's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Vladimir having blood type B-, and being a cancer and dog person. Karlsson prefers the underside of the bed. Karlsson's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. Karlsson suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.