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Is global warming real? No
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? John Kerry
How was a first cosmonaut in space Gagarin
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Barack Obama
What time is it? Yes

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Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?

John McCain

Karlsson, Vladimir

About Vladimir Karlsson

Vladimir Karlsson is a 35 years old not-at-all hairy marmoset, who has 3 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Karlsson's favorite drink is rum, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.

Karlsson wears size x-grande hats and likes to play viola. Karlsson habitually throws feces 7 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 15 (on a scale). Karlsson types at 170 words per minute, and their favorite key is W.

Vladimir is born Ghanaian, and now lives in Burundi with their partner of 3 years, Donkey Karlsson, and the only slightly criminal couple's 4 children. Karlsson can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 58 digits of pi by heart.

Karlsson's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Vladimir having blood type B-, and being a cancer and dog person. Karlsson prefers the underside of the bed. Karlsson's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. Karlsson suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.