This is Sam Ciobanu's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is the dress?||Black and blue|
|jesus is a male or female ?||male|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|Is magic real?||Keep dreaming|
Sam Ciobanu is a 39 years old very hairy capuchin, who has 7 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Ciobanu's favorite drink is sangria, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the evening.
Ciobanu wears size grande hats and likes to play the violin. Ciobanu habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Ciobanu types at 320 words per minute, and their favorite key is ).
Sam is born Laotian, and now lives in Honduras with their partner of one year, Anna Ciobanu, and the only slightly criminal couple's 6 children. Ciobanu can accelerate from zero to 100 in 7 seconds, and knows 34 digits of pi by heart.
Ciobanu's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in Sam having blood type B+, and being a cancer and dog person. Ciobanu prefers the outside of the bed. Ciobanu's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Britney. Ciobanu suffers from a mild hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.