This is Olivia Westergaard's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Intelligent design|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||John Kerry|
|Will I die soon?||No|
Cats or dogs?
Olivia Westergaard is a 41 years old very hairy atomic baboon, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Westergaard's favorite drink is jenever, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.
Westergaard wears size medio hats and likes to play Jew harp. Westergaard habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 7 (on a scale). Westergaard types at 70 words per minute, and their favorite key is caps lock.
Olivia is born Saxon, and now lives in Cameroon with their partner of 0 years, Emma Westergaard, and the constantly fighting couple's 0 children. Westergaard can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 15 digits of pi by heart.
Westergaard's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTP, which most clearly manifests in Olivia having blood type AB+, and being a leo and cat person. Westergaard prefers the underside of the bed. Westergaard's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. Westergaard suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.