This is Olivia van Dÿk's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|What is the question?||To be|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||John Kerry|
Hitler; hero or zero?
Olivia van Dÿk is a 28 years old fairly hairy Canadian macaque, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. van Dÿk's favorite drink is gin, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.
van Dÿk wears size medio hats and likes to play the violin. van Dÿk habitually throws feces 7 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). van Dÿk types at 100 words per minute, and their favorite key is H.
Olivia is born Senegalese, and now lives in Pitcairn Islands with their partner of one year, Charlie van Dÿk, and the happy couple's 2 children. van Dÿk can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 43 digits of pi by heart.
van Dÿk's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in Olivia having blood type O+, and being a cancer and dog person. van Dÿk prefers the outside of the bed. van Dÿk's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is B in the Mix: The Remixes. van Dÿk suffers from a crippling agoraphobia.