This is Olivia van Dÿk's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||John McCain|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Lionel Messi|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Evolution|
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
What color is a zebra?
Black with white stripes
Olivia van Dÿk is a 28 years old fairly hairy Canadian macaque, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. van Dÿk's favorite drink is gin, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.
van Dÿk wears size medio hats and likes to play the violin. van Dÿk habitually throws feces 7 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). van Dÿk types at 100 words per minute, and their favorite key is H.
Olivia is born Senegalese, and now lives in Pitcairn Islands with their partner of one year, Charlie van Dÿk, and the happy couple's 2 children. van Dÿk can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 43 digits of pi by heart.
van Dÿk's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in Olivia having blood type O+, and being a cancer and dog person. van Dÿk prefers the outside of the bed. van Dÿk's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is B in the Mix: The Remixes. van Dÿk suffers from a crippling agoraphobia.