This is Noah Pavlovski's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that entertain|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
|Can I get a witness?||Yes you do|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Britney Spears|
|Cats or dogs?||Cats|
Is magic real?
Noah Pavlovski is a 26 years old very hairy black howler, who has 10 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Pavlovski's favorite drink is margarita, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.
Pavlovski wears size x-grande hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Pavlovski habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Pavlovski types at 130 words per minute, and their favorite key is G.
Noah is born Utopian, and now lives in Russia with their partner of one year, Nikola Pavlovski, and the only slightly criminal couple's 6 children. Pavlovski can accelerate from zero to 100 in 12 seconds, and knows 25 digits of pi by heart.
Pavlovski's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Noah having blood type A-, and being a scorpio and dog person. Pavlovski prefers the right side of the bed. Pavlovski's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Pavlovski suffers from a mild ergophobia.