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Question Answer
What time is it? no
What color is the dress? White and gold
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Mitt Romney
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election? Al Gore
Abortion; yes or no? Yes, pro choice

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Ciobanu, Alice

About Alice Ciobanu

Alice Ciobanu is a 51 years old not-at-all hairy atomic baboon, who has 7 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Ciobanu's favorite drink is kirsch, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.

Ciobanu wears size medio hats and likes to play flute. Ciobanu habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 2 (on a scale). Ciobanu types at 30 words per minute, and their favorite key is C.

Alice is born Antarctican, and now lives in Anguilla with their partner of 3 years, Katy Ciobanu, and the constantly fighting couple's 4 children. Ciobanu can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 21 digits of pi by heart.

Ciobanu's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTP, which most clearly manifests in Alice having blood type O-, and being a libra and dog person. Ciobanu prefers the right side of the bed. Ciobanu's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Ciobanu suffers from a mild hedonophobia.