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Question Answer
What color is the dress? White and gold
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election? George W. Bush
Is a hotdog a sandwich? No
Is magic real? We can't be sure it is not
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Mitt Romney

Hot topic opinion

Am I gay?

Yes, you're gay

Ferrari, Benjamin

About Benjamin Ferrari

Benjamin Ferrari is a 36 years old not-at-all hairy atomic baboon, who has 10 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Ferrari's favorite drink is mezcal, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the afternoon.

Ferrari wears size x-grande hats and likes to play bagpipe. Ferrari habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Ferrari types at 310 words per minute, and their favorite key is B.

Benjamin is born Honduran, and now lives in Australia with their partner of 2 years, Albert Ferrari, and the unhappy couple's 2 children. Ferrari can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 65 digits of pi by heart.

Ferrari's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Benjamin having blood type O+, and being a cancer and cat person. Ferrari prefers the underside of the bed. Ferrari's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Circus. Ferrari suffers from a mild hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.