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This is Ellen Merkel's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
What time is it? Yes
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? John McCain
Is a hotdog a sandwich? No
Who is the greatest singer ever? Christina Aguilera
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Donald Trump

Hot topic opinion

Who is the best sportsperson in the world?

Lionel Messi

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About Ellen Merkel

Ellen Merkel is a 39 years old quite hairy marmoset, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Merkel's favorite drink is cointreau, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the morning.

Merkel wears size x-grande hats and likes to play kazoo. Merkel habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 2 (on a scale). Merkel types at 250 words per minute, and their favorite key is 4.

Ellen is born Indonesian, and now lives in Netherlands Antilles with their partner of 0 years, Albert Merkel, and the unhappy couple's 0 children. Merkel can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 64 digits of pi by heart.

Merkel's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFJ, which most clearly manifests in Ellen having blood type A-, and being a gemini and cat person. Merkel prefers the left side of the bed. Merkel's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. Merkel suffers from a crippling phobophobia.