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This is Ellen Merkel's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Is it time for a LFP? No
Cats or dogs? Dogs
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Mitt Romney
a b
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election? Al Gore

Hot topic opinion

Cats or dogs?


Merkel, Ellen

About Ellen Merkel

Ellen Merkel is a 39 years old quite hairy marmoset, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Merkel's favorite drink is cointreau, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the morning.

Merkel wears size x-grande hats and likes to play kazoo. Merkel habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 2 (on a scale). Merkel types at 250 words per minute, and their favorite key is 4.

Ellen is born Indonesian, and now lives in Netherlands Antilles with their partner of 0 years, Albert Merkel, and the unhappy couple's 0 children. Merkel can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 64 digits of pi by heart.

Merkel's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFJ, which most clearly manifests in Ellen having blood type A-, and being a gemini and cat person. Merkel prefers the left side of the bed. Merkel's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. Merkel suffers from a crippling phobophobia.