This is Vladimir Murphy's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|Is magic real?||Keep dreaming|
|jesus is a male or female ?||female|
|Am I gay?||Yes, you're gay|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||Yes|
Hitler; hero or zero?
Vladimir Murphy is a 42 years old not-at-all hairy tamarin, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Murphy's favorite drink is Long Island iced tea, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the evening.
Murphy wears size grande hats and likes to play Jew harp. Murphy habitually throws feces 4 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 8 (on a scale). Murphy types at 280 words per minute, and their favorite key is 1.
Vladimir is born Romanian, and now lives in Maldives with their partner of 2 years, Hillary Murphy, and the only slightly criminal couple's 4 children. Murphy can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 9 digits of pi by heart.
Murphy's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Vladimir having blood type O+, and being a taurus and cat person. Murphy prefers the left side of the bed. Murphy's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is B in the Mix: The Remixes. Murphy suffers from a mild acrophobia.