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This is Maria Trump's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Will I die soon? Yes
Will Trump win in 2024 Yes, MAGA4Life
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Roger Federer
Is magic real? We can't be sure it is not
Abortion; yes or no? No, pro life

Hot topic opinion

Will Trump win in 2024

Yes, MAGA4Life

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About Maria Trump

Maria Trump is a 30 years old fairly hairy drill, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Trump's favorite drink is jenever, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the afternoon.

Trump wears size medio hats and likes to play triangle. Trump habitually throws feces 4 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Trump types at 60 words per minute, and their favorite key is @.

Maria is born South American, and now lives in Anguilla with their partner of 4 years, Bubbles Trump, and the constantly fighting couple's 0 children. Trump can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 59 digits of pi by heart.

Trump's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTP, which most clearly manifests in Maria having blood type B+, and being a capricorn and dog person. Trump prefers the right side of the bed. Trump's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. Trump suffers from a mild agoraphobia.