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Question Answer
What time is it? Yes
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Roger Federer
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? Barack Obama
Am I gay? Yes, you're gay
Who is the greatest singer ever? Christina Aguilera

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About Sylvester Murphy

Sylvester Murphy is a 60 years old very hairy gorilla, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Murphy's favorite drink is white Russian, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.

Murphy wears size medio hats and likes to play bagpipe. Murphy habitually throws feces 12 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Murphy types at 140 words per minute, and their favorite key is `.

Sylvester is born Gambian, and now lives in Bulgaria with their partner of 2 years, Katy Murphy, and the only slightly criminal couple's 6 children. Murphy can accelerate from zero to 100 in 21 seconds, and knows 8 digits of pi by heart.

Murphy's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFP, which most clearly manifests in Sylvester having blood type B-, and being a scorpio and dog person. Murphy prefers the outside of the bed. Murphy's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Circus. Murphy suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.