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Can I get a witness? Yes you do
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Roger Federer
Will I die soon? No
a b
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? John McCain

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De Groot, Curious

About Curious De Groot

Curious De Groot is a 33 years old very hairy spider monkey, who has 3 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. De Groot's favorite drink is curaçao, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.

De Groot wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play trombone. De Groot habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). De Groot types at 180 words per minute, and their favorite key is D.

Curious is born Ceylonese, and now lives in San Marino with their partner of one year, Rafiki De Groot, and the unhappy couple's 4 children. De Groot can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 38 digits of pi by heart.

De Groot's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Curious having blood type B-, and being a virgo and cat person. De Groot prefers the underside of the bed. De Groot's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. De Groot suffers from a crippling cyberphobia.