This is Harambe Smith's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|What time is it?||Yes|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||No|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Lionel Messi|
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?
Harambe Smith is a 48 years old very hairy baboon, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Smith's favorite drink is Arn bitter, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.
Smith wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play triangle. Smith habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Smith types at 240 words per minute, and their favorite key is B.
Harambe is born Madagascan, and now lives in Barbados with their partner of one year, Anna Smith, and the only slightly criminal couple's 4 children. Smith can accelerate from zero to 100 in 17 seconds, and knows 30 digits of pi by heart.
Smith's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFP, which most clearly manifests in Harambe having blood type O+, and being a virgo and cat person. Smith prefers the outside of the bed. Smith's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Britney. Smith suffers from a mild agoraphobia.