This is Koko Davidov's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is a zebra?||Black with white stripes|
|Cats or dogs?||Dogs|
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
|Am I gay?||Yes, you're gay|
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
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Koko Davidov is a 37 years old fairly hairy tamarin, who has 11 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Davidov's favorite drink is vodka, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the afternoon.
Davidov wears size medio hats and likes to play bagpipe. Davidov habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). Davidov types at 150 words per minute, and their favorite key is |.
Koko is born Cypriot, and now lives in Namibia with their partner of 3 years, Anastasia Davidov, and the only slightly criminal couple's 6 children. Davidov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 13 seconds, and knows 60 digits of pi by heart.
Davidov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Koko having blood type A-, and being a scorpio and dog person. Davidov prefers the outside of the bed. Davidov's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Davidov suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.