This is Ellen Pavlovski's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|Is this a bad idea?||Very yes|
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Donald Trump|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
Is it time for a LFP?
Ellen Pavlovski is a 45 years old very hairy chimpanzee, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Pavlovski's favorite drink is port, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the afternoon.
Pavlovski wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play piano. Pavlovski habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 9 (on a scale). Pavlovski types at 40 words per minute, and their favorite key is `.
Ellen is born Sierra Leonian, and now lives in Norway with their partner of 3 years, Pavlov Pavlovski, and the happy couple's one child. Pavlovski can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 3 digits of pi by heart.
Pavlovski's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Ellen having blood type B-, and being a taurus and dog person. Pavlovski prefers the underside of the bed. Pavlovski's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. Pavlovski suffers from a crippling phobophobia.