This is Michael Ciobanu's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Donald Trump|
|Abortion; yes or no?||No, pro life|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Evolution|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Zero|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Lionel Messi|
Is it time for a LFP?
Michael Ciobanu is a 32 years old quite hairy matled howler, who has one year experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Ciobanu's favorite drink is piña colada, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.
Ciobanu wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play harp. Ciobanu habitually throws feces 9 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 2 (on a scale). Ciobanu types at 80 words per minute, and their favorite key is H.
Michael is born Vilnian, and now lives in Guadeloupe with their partner of 6 years, Angela Ciobanu, and the only slightly criminal couple's one child. Ciobanu can accelerate from zero to 100 in 17 seconds, and knows 11 digits of pi by heart.
Ciobanu's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFP, which most clearly manifests in Michael having blood type AB-, and being a leo and cat person. Ciobanu prefers the underside of the bed. Ciobanu's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Femme Fatale. Ciobanu suffers from a crippling phobophobia.