This is Tiny Popescu's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Donald Trump|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
|What is the question?||To be|
|Is global warming real?||No|
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?
Tiny Popescu is a 50 years old fairly hairy chimpanzee, who has 15 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Popescu's favorite drink is metaxa, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.
Popescu wears size x-grande hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Popescu habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 14 (on a scale). Popescu types at 330 words per minute, and their favorite key is 5.
Tiny is born Norwegian, and now lives in Nigeria with their partner of 7 years, Sylvester Popescu, and the unhappy couple's 3 children. Popescu can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 63 digits of pi by heart.
Popescu's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Tiny having blood type B+, and being a libra and dog person. Popescu prefers the left side of the bed. Popescu's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Glory. Popescu suffers from a crippling phobophobia.