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Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Donald Trump
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Roger Federer
What is the question? To be
Is global warming real? No

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Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?

Mitt Romney

Popescu, Tiny

About Tiny Popescu

Tiny Popescu is a 50 years old fairly hairy chimpanzee, who has 15 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Popescu's favorite drink is metaxa, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.

Popescu wears size x-grande hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Popescu habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 14 (on a scale). Popescu types at 330 words per minute, and their favorite key is 5.

Tiny is born Norwegian, and now lives in Nigeria with their partner of 7 years, Sylvester Popescu, and the unhappy couple's 3 children. Popescu can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 63 digits of pi by heart.

Popescu's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Tiny having blood type B+, and being a libra and dog person. Popescu prefers the left side of the bed. Popescu's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Glory. Popescu suffers from a crippling phobophobia.