This is Britney Zhirinovsky's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astronomy|
|Is this a bad idea?||Yes|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||No|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Christina Aguilera|
Am I gay?
No, you're bi
Britney Zhirinovsky is a 45 years old not-at-all hairy macaque, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Zhirinovsky's favorite drink is gin, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.
Zhirinovsky wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play bagpipe. Zhirinovsky habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 15 (on a scale). Zhirinovsky types at 180 words per minute, and their favorite key is *.
Britney is born North African, and now lives in Tuvalu with their partner of 5 years, Mark Zhirinovsky, and the unhappy couple's 5 children. Zhirinovsky can accelerate from zero to 100 in 16 seconds, and knows 13 digits of pi by heart.
Zhirinovsky's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Britney having blood type O+, and being a libra and cat person. Zhirinovsky prefers the underside of the bed. Zhirinovsky's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Zhirinovsky suffers from a mild phobophobia.