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Will Trump win in 2024 No, they will abolish the presidency
monkey? stupid
Who is the greatest singer ever? Britney Spears
Can I get a witness? What's the need for that?
What is the question? or not to be

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About Noam Sanchez

Noam Sanchez is a 45 years old quite hairy mandrill, who has 6 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sanchez's favorite drink is cider, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.

Sanchez wears size x-grande hats and likes to play the violin. Sanchez habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Sanchez types at 190 words per minute, and their favorite key is B.

Noam is born Milanese, and now lives in Bulgaria with their partner of 6 years, Vladimir Sanchez, and the only slightly criminal couple's 7 children. Sanchez can accelerate from zero to 100 in 18 seconds, and knows 16 digits of pi by heart.

Sanchez's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTJ, which most clearly manifests in Noam having blood type AB+, and being a gemini and cat person. Sanchez prefers the right side of the bed. Sanchez's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. Sanchez suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.