This is Emil Kong's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Will I die soon?||No|
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|Can I get a witness?||Yes you do|
|What is the question?||or not to be|
|jesus is a male or female ?||male|
jesus is a male or female ?
Emil Kong is a 37 years old very hairy tamarin, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kong's favorite drink is metaxa, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the night.
Kong wears size grande hats and likes to play harp. Kong habitually throws feces 9 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Kong types at 170 words per minute, and their favorite key is ^.
Emil is born Klingon, and now lives in Cambodia with their partner of 6 years, Noel Kong, and the constantly fighting couple's 7 children. Kong can accelerate from zero to 100 in 17 seconds, and knows 10 digits of pi by heart.
Kong's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in Emil having blood type B+, and being a cancer and cat person. Kong prefers the right side of the bed. Kong's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. Kong suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.