This is Harambe Davidov's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astronomy|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Britney Spears|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Evolution|
|Can I get a witness?||What's the need for that?|
Astrology or astronomy?
Harambe Davidov is a 41 years old fairly hairy drill, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Davidov's favorite drink is drain cleaner, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.
Davidov wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play drums. Davidov habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). Davidov types at 110 words per minute, and their favorite key is `.
Harambe is born Lebanese, and now lives in Venezuela with their partner of 4 years, Tiny Davidov, and the unhappy couple's 3 children. Davidov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 17 seconds, and knows 32 digits of pi by heart.
Davidov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFP, which most clearly manifests in Harambe having blood type O+, and being a taurus and dog person. Davidov prefers the outside of the bed. Davidov's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Davidov suffers from a crippling acrophobia.