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This is Dirty Bush's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Can I get a witness? What's the need for that?
Is a hotdog a sandwich? Yes
Hitler; hero or zero? Zero
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation? No
Is it time for a LFP? No

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Bush, Dirty

About Dirty Bush

Dirty Bush is a 41 years old fairly hairy black howler, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Bush's favorite drink is piƱa colada, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the afternoon.

Bush wears size x-grande hats and likes to play trombone. Bush habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). Bush types at 100 words per minute, and their favorite key is -.

Dirty is born Chadian, and now lives in Greenland with their partner of one year, Santiago Bush, and the constantly fighting couple's 5 children. Bush can accelerate from zero to 100 in 19 seconds, and knows 25 digits of pi by heart.

Bush's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Dirty having blood type AB-, and being a libra and dog person. Bush prefers the right side of the bed. Bush's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Bush suffers from a mild ergophobia.