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This is Dirty Bush's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Cats or dogs? Dogs
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Donald Trump
Who is the greatest singer ever? Christina Aguilera
Am I gay? No, you're bi
Is global warming real? No

Hot topic opinion

Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?

Mitt Romney

Bush, Dirty

About Dirty Bush

Dirty Bush is a 41 years old fairly hairy black howler, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Bush's favorite drink is piña colada, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the afternoon.

Bush wears size x-grande hats and likes to play trombone. Bush habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). Bush types at 100 words per minute, and their favorite key is -.

Dirty is born Chadian, and now lives in Greenland with their partner of one year, Santiago Bush, and the constantly fighting couple's 5 children. Bush can accelerate from zero to 100 in 19 seconds, and knows 25 digits of pi by heart.

Bush's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Dirty having blood type AB-, and being a libra and dog person. Bush prefers the right side of the bed. Bush's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Bush suffers from a mild ergophobia.