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This is Jayden Putin's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
do you like bolsonaro? Yes
Is magic real? Keep dreaming
What is the question? or not to be
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Lionel Messi
What color is a zebra? Black with white stripes

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About Jayden Putin

Jayden Putin is a 45 years old not-at-all hairy macaque, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Putin's favorite drink is slivovitz, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.

Putin wears size x-grande hats and likes to play triangle. Putin habitually throws feces 9 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 9 (on a scale). Putin types at 300 words per minute, and their favorite key is *.

Jayden is born Angolan, and now lives in Ukraine with their partner of 3 years, Harambe Putin, and the unhappy couple's 7 children. Putin can accelerate from zero to 100 in 19 seconds, and knows 30 digits of pi by heart.

Putin's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Jayden having blood type A+, and being a virgo and cat person. Putin prefers the left side of the bed. Putin's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Putin suffers from a crippling acrophobia.