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Who will win the 2000 US presidential election? George W. Bush
Is magic real? Keep dreaming
Is global warming real? Yes
How was a first cosmonaut in space Gagarin
Will I die soon? No

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Schröder, Nikola

About Nikola Schröder

Nikola Schröder is a 50 years old very hairy capuchin, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Schröder's favorite drink is cointreau, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.

Schröder wears size x-grande hats and likes to play triangle. Schröder habitually throws feces one (metric) meter and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Schröder types at 200 words per minute, and their favorite key is caps lock.

Nikola is born Theban, and now lives in Uzbekistan with their partner of 0 years, Arnold Schröder, and the happy couple's 5 children. Schröder can accelerate from zero to 100 in 18 seconds, and knows 25 digits of pi by heart.

Schröder's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFP, which most clearly manifests in Nikola having blood type AB+, and being a taurus and dog person. Schröder prefers the underside of the bed. Schröder's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is B in the Mix: The Remixes. Schröder suffers from a crippling agoraphobia.