This is Santiago De Boer's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||Yes|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that entertain|
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astronomy|
jesus is a male or female ?
Santiago De Boer is a 42 years old very hairy mandrill, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. De Boer's favorite drink is screwdriver, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.
De Boer wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play flute. De Boer habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 4 (on a scale). De Boer types at 20 words per minute, and their favorite key is $.
Santiago is born Canadian, and now lives in Sudan with their partner of 6 years, Mark De Boer, and the happy couple's 7 children. De Boer can accelerate from zero to 100 in 17 seconds, and knows 4 digits of pi by heart.
De Boer's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTJ, which most clearly manifests in Santiago having blood type B-, and being a cancer and dog person. De Boer prefers the right side of the bed. De Boer's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. De Boer suffers from a crippling acrophobia.